In another example of typical anthropocentric behavior, a farmers market in Ogden, UT has imposed a zombie ban.
Despite the recent increase in zombie-tolerance, discrimination against the undead largely remains. I mean, seriously, have you seen the people that are allowed to attend farmers markets?! Zombies would definitely not be the worst smelling individuals at a farmers market. Sure, the living dead have little interest in pesticide-free fruits and veggies, but zombies do enjoy organic-fed meat as much as the next person!
[a zombie column]