Jud vs. The Living: Farmers Markets

In another example of typical anthropocentric behavior, a farmers market in Ogden, UT has imposed a zombie ban.

Check out the story here.

Despite the recent increase in zombie-tolerance, discrimination against the undead largely remains.  I mean, seriously, have  you seen the people that are allowed to attend farmers markets?!  Zombies would definitely not be the worst smelling individuals at a farmers market.  Sure, the living dead have little interest in pesticide-free fruits and veggies, but zombies do enjoy organic-fed meat as much as the next person!

– Jud

[a zombie column]

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