Best of 2010: Food Diversity

For some reason, humans are obsessed with the idea that all zombies want is their brains.  What can I say?  Humans are egomaniacs and have little understanding of the undead lifestyle.  While human brains could be considered the escargot of living flesh, a zombie’s unsatisfiable hunger is more interested in volume than flavor.  Zombies are literally hungry enough to eat a horse.  Which brings me to my Best of 2010: the entertainment world did a great job of showing zombies getting fed this year–not only by humans but by their trusty, four-legged companions as well.  Yep, I’m talking about horses.  George A. Romero’s Survival of the Dead ended with a horse-eating scene.  AMC’s The Walking Dead started off with a horse feast, and in Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare players frequently had their horses mobbed and taken down by zombies.  Thank you entertainment industry for showing this self-obsessed world that zombies are not only interested in its brains.  We will eat any part of any living creature that stumbles onto our plate.

– Jud, a zombie

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