Last night, Deadliest Warrior on SPIKE TV pitted zombies against vampires in a test to prove which are the ultimate warriors. Quick summary: they had a horde of zombies attack a few vampires in a warehouse. The vampires slaughtered all the zombies while the zombies managed to take a couple of the vampires out. The vampires were declared the ultimate victors, but the sole surviving vampire was infected with the zombie plague (and turned into a zompire?); therefore, the zombies kinda won too.
Let me point out the ridiculousness of this all. A vampire would never bite a zombie. They hate old, dead blood. AND a zombie would never attack (or “chomp”) a vampire! We’re not attracted to cold, undead flesh. That being said, I could see the occasional vampire/zombie skirmish occurring, seeing as how we share a food source. The important thing to remember is that zombies never stop attacking, never stop adding to our numbers, and never tire of the chase. If a vampire were to attract the attention of a zombie hoard, the hoard would attack the vampire until daybreak, follow it to its coffin, and eat its heart while it slept.
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