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Zombies Teach CPR

The Heart and Stroke Foundation of Canada has put together an amazing video during which zombies demonstrate CPR basics.  It is important that all zombies know how to revive a human suffering from cardiac arrest.  As the video informs, dead humans don’t make for a tasty meal.  Zombies prefer their food alive and wriggling.

– Jud, the zombie

Jud’s 30-Second Vlog Reviews ‘The Walking Dead’ Season 2

As many of you are aware, I occasionally video blog on YouTube.  Each of my “vlogs” are roughly 30 seconds long because anything worth discussing isn’t worth talking about for more than 30 seconds.  Also, the zombie attention span is rather low.

Seeing as how the third season of AMC’s The Walking Dead is only one month away from its debut; I thought it would be appropriate to share my thoughts on the television series second season.  Spoilers and such forthcoming.  Check out my video review below.  Here’s a preview:  I am a fan of any show where you’re rooting for the zombies to eat the main cast members!

– Jud

[a zombie column]

 

The views expressed by Jud do not necessarily represent the views of Bunker Life or of any other individual associated with Haiku of the Dead Productions.

Si’s Survival Tips – Food Edition [Video]

Osiris has released the second chapter of his video series about zombie apocalypse survival.  The latest Si’s Survival Tips focuses on scavenging for food in the wilderness.  Check out the episode below and subscribe to Bunker Life’s YouTube Channel to get the latest survival tips from Osiris.

WARNING: Osiris is a professionally trained zombocalypse survivalist.  Do NOT attempt anything demonstrated in this video (unless you are hunted by the living dead).

Jud vs. The Living IX: Zombie Economy

Soooo….a Zombie Apocalypse Store with knives, swords, zombie targets, etc, etc has opened its doors in Las Vegas.  When are people going to release that this whole zombocalypse survival thing is just a fad?  Eventually, you will become a zombie.  It’s a fact.  Consult any zombie movie.  SO all you business owners out there, the stores you actually NEED to be opening are ZOMBIE supply stores.  The zombie population is growing everyday, and we need a place to shop too.  Potential products for zombies: long-lasting walking shoes, protective headgear, ultra-adhesive glue for wound repair, breath mints.  I would really like some armored gloves with razor-sharp claws.  They would make getting a rib cage open a lot easier.  A store for zombies is a great idea, and if I haven’t convinced you yet, check out the sales pitch in my latest vlog entry.  Also, when these stores open, I should receive a considerable discount for coming up with the idea.

– Jud

[a zombie column]

Bunker Life Fan Feedback

Bunker Life always encourages its readers to leave comments and let us know how we are doing.  In the latest Bunker Life video update, Osiris checks in with you–the fans!  Check out the video below and watch Osiris read real user feedback from the web.

Keep those comments coming!

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Isolated Incidents of Cannibalism or The Zombie Apocalypse?

This past week was bizarre and disturbing, full of rampant acts of cannibalism! The most significant being the Miami Zombie–a man hopped up on “bath salts” who not only chewed the face of his victim, but was initially unaffected by the volley of bullets fired by police to take him down.

If you have watched 28 Days Later, I think you know where I am going with this. Pharmaceuticals causing a cannibalistic rage in living humans is nothing new to zombie experts (watch this video for an explanation on the “infected living” also commonly known as “rage zombies”). Since the Miami Zombie, there have been even more headline grabbing incidents of cannibalism.

Zombie expert and survival genius, Ribovv, spoke to Bunker Life in an exclusive interview regarding the recent troubles. “I am at least 25% certain that this is the beginning of the end. This is how the zombie apocalypse starts,” said Ribovv.

Far be it from me to overreact, but the writing is on the wall. I think it is time everyone review their zombie survival plan and re-double their preparedness efforts. Need help figuring out what you will need to know to survive the zombie apocalypse? Stay tuned to Bunker Life and visit our YouTube channel for dozens of educational and instructional videos.

Don’t panic; do prepare! Stay safe out there, my friends.

-Si

Si’s Survival Tips – Water Edition [Video]

Osiris has released the first video for his newest series about zombie apocalypse survival.  Si’s Survival Tips will feature helpful information for those living in a living-dead world.  The first episode focuses on water harvesting techniques one can use around the home.  Check out the episode below and subscribe to Bunker Life’s YouTube Channel for more videos from Osiris and the other Lifers.

WARNING: Osiris is a professionally trained zombocalypse survivalist.  Do NOT attempt anything demonstrated in this video (unless you are hunted by the living dead).