Soooo….a Zombie Apocalypse Store with knives, swords, zombie targets, etc, etc has opened its doors in Las Vegas. When are people going to release that this whole zombocalypse survival thing is just a fad? Eventually, you will become a zombie. It’s a fact. Consult any zombie movie. SO all you business owners out there, the stores you actually NEED to be opening are ZOMBIE supply stores. The zombie population is growing everyday, and we need a place to shop too. Potential products for zombies: long-lasting walking shoes, protective headgear, ultra-adhesive glue for wound repair, breath mints. I would really like some armored gloves with razor-sharp claws. They would make getting a rib cage open a lot easier. A store for zombies is a great idea, and if I haven’t convinced you yet, check out the sales pitch in my latest vlog entry. Also, when these stores open, I should receive a considerable discount for coming up with the idea.
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