For some reason, humans are obsessed with the idea that all zombies want is their brains. What can I say? Humans are egomaniacs and have little understanding of the undead lifestyle. While human brains could be considered the escargot of living flesh, a zombie’s unsatisfiable hunger is more interested in volume than flavor. Zombies are literally hungry enough to eat a horse. Which brings me to my Best of 2010: the entertainment world did a great job of showing zombies getting fed this year–not only by humans but by their trusty, four-legged companions as well. Yep, I’m talking about horses. George A. Romero’s Survival of the Dead ended with a horse-eating scene. AMC’s The Walking Dead started off with a horse feast, and in Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare players frequently had their horses mobbed and taken down by zombies. Thank you entertainment industry for showing this self-obsessed world that zombies are not only interested in its brains. We will eat any part of any living creature that stumbles onto our plate.
– Jud, a zombie